Many moons ago when food dyes roamed free in our house |
Early last January, my youngest child pointed out the
travesty and accused me of depriving them of Christmas cookies! You’d have
thought I’d sold off his legos and barbequed the cat. As soon as Thanksgiving
concluded this year, maybe before the pumpkin pie even, he began his lament, “Last
year we didn’t even make Christmas cookies!”
This year we’re going to make Christmas cookies, I promised.
We aren’t going to forget. But there is this part of me that doesn’t want to
make them. I don’t want to watch as my children load up their delicious homemade
whole-wheat sugar cookies with artificially colored and sweetened candies. I’m
not that naïve. I do realize the toppings are the whole point of Christmas
cookies. The cookies themselves are simply a conveyor for the forbidden candies
that I never buy for my children the rest of the year. They revel in the colored
sprinkles, M &M ’s, and jimmies strewn atop dye-laden brightly
colored icing.
So what’s a mother to do? I’ve made organic pop-tarts, cheezits, and chocolate chip cookies. I would find a suitable alternative. Chocolate chips, yogurt covered raisins, chocolate covered pretzels, and organic candy coated sunflower seeds are all well and good, but the real problem, the sticking point in all of this is the food dyes necessary to color the icing.
But what about cherry juice? Or apple juice? Grape juice?
Blueberry juice? I turned to the internet and discovered there is a whole
plethora of suggestions out there. So I commenced experimenting. I whipped up a
huge batch of homemade buttercream frosting and I started coloring.
We had cherries, strawberries, and blue berries in the
freezer, so that was an easy start. I thawed them out and drained the juice.
Pink! Lighter pink! Purple! But no red! The blogs on the internet claimed you
could make red from beet juice. No beets in the cupboard. And really how red
are beets? They’re really more a chartreuse. Cranberries crossed my mind, but
it was time to move on to another palate.
From top clockwise- strawberry, cherry, spinach, blueberry, and carrot/orange (yes that speck in the green might be an errant piece of spinach!) |
Next I shredded carrots in my food processor and dumped them
in a colander with some sugar (to draw out the juice) to drain. Orange was a big disappointment.
I added real orange juice squeezed from an orange I found in the very back of
the fridge. It was hard on one side, but it did have juice. The icing turned
only a faint shade of peach which didn’t look orange at all unless you put
something stark white next to it. The bloggers claimed that if you drained the
juice from golden beets, you could get a bright yellow-orange. No beets here.
They also suggested saffron. What?
Green was the big challenge. I have a friend who makes
smoothies with spinach and swears you can’t taste the spinach if you mask it
with enough fruit. Would spinach juice work? I retrieved a bag of frozen
spinach, thawed it and chopped it to oblivion in the food processor. Then I
drained juice from the spinach and added it to the frosting. It created a
lovely muted shade of puke green. One of the kids wandered through the kitchen
during my spinach activity and passed the word. No one would try the green frosting
besides my husband, who did so under duress. He declared it “tastes like
frosting.”
The success of my icing inspired me to make colored sugar. I had on my shelf some coconut and raspberry sugars I purchased from a local shop, so I figured I could mix any of my ‘dyes’ above with white sugar and make some of my own. I made some blueberry sugar, but decided against spinach sugar or carrot sugar.
The real test will come this weekend when we apply my
concoctions to our Christmas cookies. Personally, I think these will be the
yummiest ones yet, but my children are skeptical. Sugar has the power to win
over even the stubbornest child, so I’m taking bets on whether this year’s
cookies will be decorated or not. To be continued….
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